I heard we made out
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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