FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
