my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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