Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
its liver damage thursday
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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