there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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