Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
