i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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