If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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