is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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