you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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