On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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