I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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