I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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