I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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