Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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