i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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