I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I would fuck him just for his dog
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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