Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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