Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Randomize
