Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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