I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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