The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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