I can't watch pbs sober anymore
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
and you said cock pushups were impossible
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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