dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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