hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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