Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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