So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
