for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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