Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I am midnight drunk by noon
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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