i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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