would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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