you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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