why didn't you poke me back
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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