its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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