I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
that's an acceptable place to lick
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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