Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
