i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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