yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The beer is more important than you right now.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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