quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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