she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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