i just google imaged poop.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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