I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Couch. On fire.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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