Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
No subtext here. People are naked.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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