They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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