brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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