Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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