the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Randomize
