Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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