hell yes lets make some ravioli
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
