I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
