is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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