Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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