How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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