I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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