i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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