well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
