as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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