I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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