Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
even my farts smell like vagina
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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